why do people get so mad about puns? they’re literally the nicest kind of humor. they make nobody feel bad. it’s just clever. sometimes it’s original. learn to like puns. don’t let society run your life
Some may not admit it, but 99% of the anger people experience after a good pun comes from the fact that they didn’t think of it first.
adulthood means being genuinely excited receiving socks on christmas day
swear to god if you whine to me about “too dependent on technology” i will sneak into your house and take all your lightbulbs
you were really cute until that offensive joke spewed out of your mouth: a guide to how to not be my future lover by me.
I could go for a hardcore makeout session right about now tbh